It's The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse The stockings were hung from the chimney with care With the hopes that Saint Nicholas would soon be there The children were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of sugar plums danced in their heads And ma in her kerchief and pa in his cap Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap But one of the children was gone from their bed And a slice had gone missing from ma's loaf of bread Away to the barn she had flown like a flash Made her way to the stall, and undid the latch The sweet smell of hay flooded the air around As four turning hooves clopped across the ground When what to her wondering eyes should appear A fat, chestnut pony with one eye and one ear With one clubbed foot on a stocked left hind With some hair missing and a rear end too wide At the sight of the pony, the child gasped And then, to some higher being, she asked "B...